I’ve been seeing a commercial a lot lately. Ironically it comes on most often late at night. I don’t know why television programmers believe that everyone watching TV past the hour of 11:30 PM is either the most gullible fool on the planet or that their life is in terrible jeopardy. Perhaps it’s based on some sort of fact or evidence, like a poll or survey. Perhaps it’s because early morning advertising time is half of what prime time advert... Read More

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What is a peeve and does it really make for a good pet? Is it good with kids? Don’t know do you, doesn’t matter, that’s a topic for a different day.

E-Mail, boy howdy how I love and hate this monster, how could something be so wonderful and horrible at the same time?

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A lot of people will tell you that racism is dead. You can always point them out in a crowd because they are the upper class white male. Everyone else is pretty much on board with the fact that racism will never die.

I like to think that if we were all one race that we’d get along better, but then again some of my friends call me retarded.... Read More

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I met an alien named Dave. I had my suspicions that it wasn’t his real name, but just a fake name he used because he was tired of people not being able to pronounce his given name. I didn’t push him on the subject.

The circumstances of how we met are nothing more than mundane, but I will tell you anyway so you don’t ask me later.

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I don’t know how old you are, but I’m like three hundred and twenty seven. One thing I know for sure is that this next statement has nothing to do with age. Distorted music is the opposite of every good thing about music.

(You know I’m going to throw out my disclaimer right?) When I say distorted music, I’m not talking about music tha... Read More

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